Tuesday, March 4, 2008

GUESS THIS! Meme'd with a Movie Thingie by Adam

Adam is making me do this. It is a guessing game. Here are the rules:

Look up 15 of your favorite films on IMDb and take a
quote from each. List them below. When someone guesses the quote correctly,
cross it off the list

So post your guesses in the comments.

1. "I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door." HINT: Oscar winning screenwriter

2. "I wouldn't be as fastidious as you are for a kingdom. "

3. "I hear a throat begging to be cut!"
"Are you so eager to see blood flow?"
"As eager as you are to drink it!"

4. "If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon. "

5. 'I wonder by my troth, what thou and I Did, till we loved? were we not wean'd till then? But suck'd on country pleasures, childishly? Or snorted we in the Seven Sleepers' den? 'Twas so ; but this, all pleasures fancies be ; If ever any beauty I did see, Which I desired, and got, 'twas but a dream of thee. And now good-morrow to our waking souls, Which watch not one another out of fear ; For love all love of other sights controls, And makes one little room an everywhere. Let sea-discoverers to new worlds have gone ; Let maps to other, worlds on worlds have shown ; Let us possess one world ; each hath one, and is one. My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears, And true plain hearts do in the faces rest; Where can we find two better hemispheres Without sharp north, without declining west? Whatever dies, was not mix'd equally; If our two loves be one, or thou and I Love so alike that none can slacken, none can die. "

6. "This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em."
"Really. How do you know that?"

"Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is." /s>
"Do you?"

" Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!"

7. "There's a family with kids. Do the kids and make the mother watch. Tell her you'll stop if she can hold back her tears. I *owe* her that."

8. "Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
9. "That's OK. I never did have much luck with sex anyway. "

"Your luck's about to change, cher."

10. "I saw a young officer on deck the other day, and he looked DAMN familiar... even with his clothes on. "
"So... he recognized ya, so?"
"So doesn't that bother you?"
"If it bothered me, I wouldn'ta married ya."
"Well first you arrested me six times."
"Well I had to figure out some way to keep you off the streets... until you'd marry me."

11. "In my mind's eye, I see, three circles joined in priceless, graceful harmony. Two full as the moon, one hollow as a crown. Two from the sea, five fathoms down. One from the earth, deep under the ground. The whole, a mark of high renown. Tell me, what can it be?"

12. "Now look, I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called, "love, " this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never. "

13. "Lastday, Capricorn 29's. Year of the City: 2274. Carousel begins."
"No! Don't! Don't go! Listen to him! He's telling the truth! We've been outside! There's another world outside! We've seen it! "
"Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! THERE IS NO RENEWAL! "

14. "I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over. "

15. "De-crucify the angel!"
"What? "
"De-crucify him or I'll melt your face!"

I tag Barton, Modern Fabulosity, Robert T, and Eric Eberwein.


Adam said...

6 Labrinth
14 flesh gordan?

Johnna Adams said...

Very good, Adam!!

Kay said...

9 - The Big Easy

Johnna Adams said...

Excellent. A+ on your Dennis Quaid sex fantasy movie watching.

Adam said...

yours are hard. is the last one dogma?

i see shakespeare up there but i don't know which shakespeare. guy wrote too much.

Johnna Adams said...

Answer key:

1. Under the Cherry Moon (what, didn't we all want to marry Prince in middle and sit through this movie 50+ times?? The screenwriter went on to win an Oscar for Prince of Tides and Steven Berkoff and Kristen Scott Thomas were in it, you know.)

2. Pride and Prejudice, the miniseries-- My friend Charlyn got this one in an email she sent me

3. Legend, Charlyn also got this one

4. Miller's Crossing

5. Tristan and Isolde (At the end of the film they quote this, the John Donne poem "The Good Morrow")

6. Labyrinth. Way to go Charlyn and Adam

7. Dogville

8. Miss Congeniality

9. The Big Easy. Yay Kay!

10. The Poseidon Adventure

11. The Clash of the Titans. John Beane got this on my myspace blog

12. Excalibur. Charlyn got this one, too

13. Logan's Run. Charlyn got this

14. Flesh Gordon. Adam and Ellen (myspace) got this

15. Barbarella. Charlyn again-- we went to hgh school together, she knows my movie watching habits

Becky said...

Number 11 is Clash of the titans